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Offline Mr News Bot

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Don't Cross The __ Line: Full Length Flatland Video
« on: December 06, 2014, 08:06:12 PM »

Brandon Gale put together this incredibly ambitious edit that is worth making time for this weekend! Many MANY US riders from the Midwest to the South are documented here. Lots of tricks, lots of spots, great variety in music, and some pretty funny TV clips thrown in for good measure. It has the feel of an old BMX DVD, and while that is not very common in flatland anymore, it really was a breath of fresh air, and fun to watch. Enjoy!

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Re: Don't Cross The __ Line: Full Length Flatland Video
« Reply #1 on: December 11, 2014, 01:04:53 AM »
This reminds me of the Nomopro jam. Rumour has it that jam was all about getting the antisocial weirdo back into drinking and smoking.

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Re: Don't Cross The __ Line: Full Length Flatland Video
« Reply #2 on: December 11, 2014, 11:00:14 PM »
great piece of work
If I ever see a flat rider do a hop-to-wallride, my head would explode.

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Re: Don't Cross The __ Line: Full Length Flatland Video
« Reply #3 on: December 13, 2014, 05:04:54 PM »
psycho beach, that's exactly what Nomopro Jam was...an elaborate plot to get that antisocial weirdo to drink and smoke again.  I hate being found out!

On top of that, I regularly arrange to have his tennis court lights shut off when he's about to ride.  I know tons of hackers all around the world, and they help me to ruin his life.  I got the idea from Martti Kuoppa, who sent him a secret message in the Impulsivity videos.  Martti has nothing better to do than worry about riders from decades past by flipping them off after some f*cking whiplashes. 

*Hi, Ross*

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Re: Don't Cross The __ Line: Full Length Flatland Video
« Reply #4 on: December 15, 2014, 04:42:56 AM »
Mutt made the preposterous accusation that I installed a hidden camera in the guest bedroom he was staying in so we could film him masturbating. I was furious, on my vimeo account I had a video of him doing a no footed deathtruck for 3/4 of a mile and removed it. I also edited him out of my halloween jam video. Others who had videos of Mutt on vimeo and you tube took down their videos as well. That's why we never see any Mutt footage. I stand behind that decision to this day.


And lol at this 80's rider thinking the middle finger was at him. Like you said he'd had nothing to do with the flatland scene for decades before that video and everyone knows Maurice Meyer is the rider associated with jumplashes in front of the bars.
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Re: Don't Cross The __ Line: Full Length Flatland Video
« Reply #5 on: December 16, 2014, 12:53:03 AM »
NoMoPro!  I can't believe we got found out!  I have nothing better to do with my time than to get my hacker friends to break into the lighting system at the high school and to shut the lights off when he is riding.… and I must have sent the message to Martii to flip him off in the video since Martii and I are so close.  Hell, I had one beer while we were all watching videos.  Apparently that was all it took to get that "anti-social weirdo" back into drinking and smoking!  Mission accomplished!


The truth is…  we were actually good friends to him but he can believe what he wants.  If I am guilty of anything, it is being the nice guy who tried to get him out of his shell by taking him to contests and jam sessions with my friends.  Shame on me!